Hathoda of the day
Hathi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge???
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GAJ KNEE...

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ScienceTeacher:-
"Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
h?"


Student:
"Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hai
sanam

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal Hai

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Santa ki amma mar gayi.2-4 aadmi bole-amma
hamei bi le jati apne saath.

Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,
amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi hai

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Teacher:Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he...
Student:Sir,Aap meri fikar mat kia karo
School shuru karwa dia karo..

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Santa-Kal raat chor mere ghar se
TV k siva sab samaan le gye

Police-TV kyo nhi legaye?

Santa-kyuki TV humara
tomy dekh rha tha isliye

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Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka
Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..
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Guess
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Socho
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Qki Dhishoom Dhishoom To
Pepsodent ka kam hai

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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is
the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME

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Ap Aise Don ho jiske Paas
har Taale ki Chabi hai...



Bole to??










Don+key=donky.

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