Saturday, April 18, 2009

1 chhoti si bachhi jisne abhi KG class
pass ki hai
koun sa gana gayegi?



Socho



KG kiya Re

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Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?








Wife: I couldn't lift the table.

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Santa:aaj tu doctor k paas jne wala tha kya hua



Banta:yar aaj thodi tabiyat thik nahi hai kal Jaunga

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BIJLI+BADAL=SAWAN AYA


PHUL+NAZARE=VASANT AYA


AaP+APKI SMILE=


'BHAGO BHAGO BHUT AAYA'

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