Hathoda of the day
Hathi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge???
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GAJ KNEE...

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ScienceTeacher:-
"Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
h?"


Student:
"Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hai
sanam

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal Hai

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Santa ki amma mar gayi.2-4 aadmi bole-amma
hamei bi le jati apne saath.

Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,
amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi hai

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Teacher:Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he...
Student:Sir,Aap meri fikar mat kia karo
School shuru karwa dia karo..

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Santa-Kal raat chor mere ghar se
TV k siva sab samaan le gye

Police-TV kyo nhi legaye?

Santa-kyuki TV humara
tomy dekh rha tha isliye

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Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka
Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..
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Guess
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Socho
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Qki Dhishoom Dhishoom To
Pepsodent ka kam hai

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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is
the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME

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Ap Aise Don ho jiske Paas
har Taale ki Chabi hai...



Bole to??










Don+key=donky.

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1 chhoti si bachhi jisne abhi KG class
pass ki hai
koun sa gana gayegi?



Socho



KG kiya Re

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Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?








Wife: I couldn't lift the table.

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Santa:aaj tu doctor k paas jne wala tha kya hua



Banta:yar aaj thodi tabiyat thik nahi hai kal Jaunga

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BIJLI+BADAL=SAWAN AYA


PHUL+NAZARE=VASANT AYA


AaP+APKI SMILE=


'BHAGO BHAGO BHUT AAYA'

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Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He?
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Chalo Chhodo..
!t's ur Personal matter.

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Bnta:tumhare sapne me
koi ladki aati he?
S:Yes
B:kya kahti he?
S:Papa

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After MS word
Ms excel
Ms powerpoint
microsoft Launch
new software
relat to cricket

MS DHONI

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Kya hawa beh rahi he
Kya Ghata keh rahi he..(2)

Inko Roomal To do
Inki NAAK beh rahi he.

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This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanx.
Feeling much bett.

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Why

do i

SMS u?


Care?


Miss?


Love?


Bored?


Timepass?


U kno y?

Bcoz

I'M NOT KANJUS..

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Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

B-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE.

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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad K le Ja Raha Tha
Banta: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA: Taala Khulwanay.

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Dosto Kitni Ajib Bat H na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban jate
H
or
Ladkiya?







Chudel Ki Chudel rahti He

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Aapka ghor dushman apke samne kab zukta he?


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Ans-
"KARVA CHAUTH" ke din.

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Santa ke shadi hone wale the
Bnta:tum chup Q baita he
Snta:I think,Mera baccha kis pe jayega?

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Line maarne ke
do tarike hai:























1.Scale se,















2.without scale se

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