PAGALPANTI: 2009

Hey Bhagwan
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Sari Khusiya.
Sari Mannat.
Sari Jannat.
De De Tu Usko
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Dil Me Jiske Daad-e-disco

Zindgi meAgar Kch bnna he
To Apne DIMAG ki Suno
Or dimag se b koi javab na mile To
ankhe band kr k socho.. .

Kya mere paas Dimag H

Log khte he ki 40,000 ka royal paint lagaya 2 ghar rangen dikhta h
Pagal he Sale
Are 400 ki ROYALTAG piyo
Sara Shehar Rangen dikhega Chers

Girl in Banta's shop: Mujhe underwear dikhao
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya

A4 apple
B4 bada aple
C4 chota aple
D4 dusra aple
E4 1 or aple
F4 fokat ka aple
G4 gol aple
H4 ho Gya na pet kharab Kha k itne sare aple

Jitne CHANNEL TV Ke
Utne NAKHRE BV Ke
TV Chale REMOTE Se
BV Chale NOTE Se
CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB
Jo CHEDA BV Ko, "BEGHAR" Hue JANAB

Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi
tab mahari SMS ki BRSAT awegi
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi
par maro BILL bhrawan kya thari SASU awegi

Gunghat Me Jo Dkha To Dewana Hua mastana Hua
Sangeet Ka Tarana Hua
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Mom-Jb Boyfrnd Kiss Kre To Bolo "don't"
Or Jb Gale Lge To Bolo "stop"
2nd Day Beti-MomUsne Dono Ek Sath Kiya To Maine Bola "dont Stop"

1 ghar me do gadhe rhte the
1 ka naam mai gadha
2nd ka naam tu gadha
Tu gadha ghar se chala gya
Baki ghar me kaun bacha

Has Mat Jawab De

Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga

Gar tu sath hai mere
to Dil abad hai mera
kah de tu apne baap se
yahi Damaad hai tera

Snta-Tu janta h mere dada Itne shaktisali the
Wo Ek Din 10 fit ucchai se necche gir Gye
Bnta-Fir Kya Huwa
Snta-Mar Gye Or Kya..

Subah ko haste ho
Shaam ko haste ho
Raat ko haste ho
Aate time haste ho
Jate time bhe haste ho
Kya samjhte ho
Aap akele hi
Jo "colgate" karte Ho

Lips "Bhindi" ki Trah
Gaal "Timatar" ki trah
Eyes "Matar" ki trah
Pura Face "Gobi" ki trah

Ae Khuda!
ek Dost dia wo b Sabzi Mandi ki trah

Snta ko fasi ho gayi
JUZ-:tumhare ANKHARE Khoish kya he?
Snta:Mai marte hua Muze dekhna chaht hu

Banta -kaya baat hui,bada pareshaan hai?
Santa -kaya batau yaar vo ho gaya jo nahi hona chahiye tha
Meri biwi padosi ko payari ho Gyi

Tchr-ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Snta- jis din mere baap ki shadi thi
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ki b shadi thi

5 Reasons
y u & me r frnz.
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5
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Thappad padega zor se
agar kbhi reason dhundne ki koshish ki
True frndshp has no reason

Na Dil Ko Behlane Ke Liye
Na Ghar Me Sajane Ke Liye
Bus Mujhe Aapki Ek Tasveer Chaiye
Apne Ghar Se Chuhey Bhagane Ke Liye..Doge Ki Nahi

Pappu found his wif hvng afair He Decided 2 kil himself n wife..
He Said's Pehle mai Aatamahatya Krunga Baad Me Tujhe bhi Mar Daluga *

Arz Kiya He..

Bahar Aane Se Pahle Fiza Aa Gyi-2
Or Phul Khilne Se Pahle Bakri Kha Gyi..

Vidai K waqt Dulhe ka Mobile bajta H
Us Pr Gana Laga Tha

Dil Me chupa k Pyar k arman le chale
Hum apni Maut ka Saman le chale

Barsege Barsege Hmare SMS aj fir Barege
Tmhari 5 paise ki muskan k liye
Hum Aaj fir 1-Rs Kharchenge

Techer-Tumhara Sara Homework Galat H
Aakhir Iska kya karan H
Snta ji Karan to Papa hi bta Sakte H

Wife-If I die what will u do?
Husband-Main paagal ho jaunga
Wife-Will u marry again after I die?
Husband-Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta H

Usne Mehndi Laga Rkhi Thi
Humne Doli Saja Rkhi Thi
Mujhe Pata Tha Wo Bewafa Niklegi
Isliye Humne Uski Chhoti Bhen B pata Rkhi Thi -SohaiL

KBC me
Amitbh-wat's ur father's name
Snta kuch bola nhi
Amit-Jwab dijiye
Snta-Sir Option to dijie

Doc Saab,Mai Chashma laga k padh to sakuga..
Doc-Ha,Bilkul..
Snta-Fir thik he varna Anpad admi ki zindagi b koi zindagi He

Bant-baba meri biwi bahut pareshan krti H koi upay bato
Sadhu-Upay hota to mai sadhu Q banta

Sher sun-ne mae maja ata hai
Sher bol-ne mae maja ata hai
Magar
Jab sher samne ata hai tab bhag-ne mei maja ata hai

khuda n jb tmhe bnaya hoga
confusion ka moment aya hoga
kbhi monkey to kbhi donkey banaa chaha hoga
end mai dono ka mixture pasand aya Hoga

Chori Chori Aana Jana Chod Do
Chupke Chupke Yu Nazre Milana Chhod Do
Kisi Din Bahut Pitoge
Masjido Se Chappal Churana Chhod Do

Meri Bhagwan Se 1 Hi Wish He
Ki Wo Tum Jaisa Dost Har Kisi Ko De
Kyoki..

Ye Saza Me Akele Q bhugtu?

A MAN: U cheated me
S'keeper-No, I sold a good radio to u
MAN-Radio label shows Made in Japan but
radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN

KASTI Chali KINARA Chhut gaya
AASMA se SITARA Toot gaya
Tu bi to Aaj tak nahi Sudhara
Jaha Dekhi DIWAR,Wahi MOOT gaya

Bnta -Ye chaku kyu ubal Rhe ho..
Snta-Suicide krne k liye..
Bnta-To fir ubalne ki kya Zarurat He..
Snta-Kahi infection na ho Jaye..

Pagal-Mai Khudko Bhagwan samjhne Lga Hu
Dr:Ye Problm kab Se H
P:Jabse Maine ye Duniya banayi

Ek 80 Saal ka Budha-Maine kbi cigrt,Sharab Nai P
Juwa Nai Khela & Kbi Kisi Aurat KoNazar Utha K Nai Dkha
Snta-fir Itne Sal Kisliye Zinda Ho

Snta-Wo dekh teri Biwi Ko sap kat Raha He
Bnta-Tension Mat Le Zeher Bharwane Aya Hoga

Can u think k
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"2+5=11"
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kaise aye?

Socho

Nhi Pata

To Suno......

GALTI SE...Or Kaise

Boy-Muze Mehanti,Saadgi Se Rehne Wali
Aagyakari Or Ghar Sanwar Kr Rkhne Wali Ldki Chahiye
Grl:Mere Ghar Aake Meri Naukrani Ko Le Jana

Sharma-Yaar mere Baal bhot Gir Rahe hain.
Varma-par kaise ?
Sharma-Tension Se.
Varma-kis baat ki Tension?
Sharma-Baal girne ki

Snta to Riksawala-Oye Railway Station jayega
R.Wala-Hanji
Snta-To ja na yha Q khada H

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz He
Patni-Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai
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Bnta 2 snta-Muze Apni Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dkh K Tmhe Yaad Kruga
Snta-Tum Se Soch k Yaad Krna K maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di

Hasso
Nacho
kuddo
Chilao
kisi ki parvah na kro!
Kyonke Duniya janti hai k BANDAR aisa hi krte hai

Wo Kon si Ghari Thi Jb aap Paida Huye

ROLEX

CITIZEN

QUARTZ

Ya Koi Aur.

Jawab Bhejo
Company Band krwani H
Taki Aisa Hadsa Dobara na h

Kitna Bebus H insan Kismat K aage
Hr Sapna Tut Jata H haqeqat K age
Jis N kbi Jhukna Nai Sikha
Wo B jhuk Jata He BEGUM k Aage

He+She=Love
He+She+Love=Marriage
H+S+L+Marriage=Ch ild
H+S+L+M+Child=Family
H+S+L+M+C+Family=Problem
So East or West
"KUWARE" is a best

Ek Admi Bhagtay Hue Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,
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Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..

Santa Prays Daily 2 Hour-Hey WaheGuru Meri Lottery Lagade
11 Sal K Baad WaheGuru Gusse Me Prakat Hoke Bole-
Abe Santa 1 Bar Ticket To Le le

Snta:mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya
Bnta:tumne kya kaha
Snta:maine use kha Google p search kr Lo

Do u kno d secret of happiness of Delhi?

Ans:It is d only state in India,
where people celebrate aftr evry 2 hours..

"OYE LIGHT AA GYI OYE"

1 Pagal: Tum apne gale mein padi Zanzeer kyu kheench rahe ho?
2 Pagal: Kya karu? Subha se Zanzeer kheench raha hu par Train ruk hi ni rahi

Bnta-Mai Gali Se Jab Jata Hu To Kutte Muzse Dar K bhagte He
Snta-Apne BOSS se To Har Koi Darta He

Teri Julfein Yun Gazab Dha Rahi Thi

Wah Wah

Teri Julfe Yun Gazab Dha Rahi Thi

Jaise Koi 'Bhains' Punchh Hila Rahi Thi

2 frnd
1st:Aj Mairi Salgira He Dil Chahta He Nha Lu
2nd:Pichly Saal B Tum Nahae They
1st:Ha,Bus Usi Din Sy Saf Rahny Ki Adt Par Gai He

SIR-Tum der se kyu Aaye
Santa-Mumy Papa lad rahe the
Sir-Fir
Snta-Mera 1 juta mumy or 1 juta Papa k haat me Tha

Special Shayri 4u
Mai hu yahan
Tu hai wahan..
Mai hu yahan
tu hai wahan

LifeBoy hai jahan
Tandurusti hai waha

Bnta-Koi jodi GF/BF
H ya miya-bv kaise pata chalega
Snta-simple He
jis jore me mard hans rha ho vo BF He
Nhi To Miya..

Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

Snta sharab pi kr bus main charh gya
Bnta-Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rhe ho
Snta-"OY roko roko Bus roko mai ghalat bus
mai suwar ho gya

Snta-Mai tmhe car,new ghar le k duga
Or boht sa gold b dilvau ga
GF- Aj park mei ao ge na
Snta-agr B.V ne bus ka karaya dya
tu zroor au ga

Snta-dosto ki mehfil se raat late ghar Gya
dosto ne pucha k Bv ne kuch kha
Snta-kuch khas nhi bus ye2 dant to mai waise b niklwane wala tha

Dil k operation ko BYEPASS kyo khte H
Qki agr operation thik ho gya to PAS
varna Hmesha k liye BYE

RELIANCE ka palang
BSNL ka gadda
AIRTEL ka takiya
TATA ki rajai
uske ander Aap
Or

Or

VODAFONE ka kutta
What an IDEA sar ji

Munna-Tere Ko maalum hai ki Cigarette ek Tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai
Patient-To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi Hai

Banta to santa-Tu hamesha mujhe bewakuf kyun banata he
Snta: kyunki tu BANTA he

Arz Kiya Hai..
Na Tu Chat Pe Aati Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Chat Pe Aati Na Mai Diwana Hota
Na Tu Patthar Marti Na Mai KANA hota

45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gya
ladki ki maa Admi ko Dekh kr behosh ho gyi
hosh aaya to boli 25 saal pehle
ye mujhe b dekhne aaya tha

Bola dukandar, k kya chahiye tumhe
Jo b kho meri dukaan p wo paoge
maine kha k kutte k khane ka cake h
bola yahi khaaoge ya leke jaoge

Santa:Mobile me ku6 mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man:MemoryCard he
Santa:Nahi,RationCard chalega

1 Murghi Market Gai kaha-1 Anda dena.
Shop-anday ka kya krogi
Murghi-Mere Pati ne kaha h
2-/Rs k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo

Girlfriend : Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho, Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai
Santa : Oye ! Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Snta 2 custmr care:
Sir meri bhains ne sim card kha liya or bhag gyi
CC: To me kya kru
snta: Ji puchna ye tha ki roaming to ni lag rhi h

Snta ek dIn mEIn 100 Aam kHa gaYa
Bnta-Itne Aam Kyu Khaye
Snta-MuJE B Aam aaDMI bANnA hAi

santa ka beta dady mujh ko Baaja Dila ko
Santa: nhi tum sab ko pareshan kroge
Beta:nhi dady Ksam se jab sab so jaynge tab main bhajunga

In
1 year
12 months
365 days
8760 hours
52560 min
3153600 sec
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia

Aur sirf 2 mins lage
is jhoot ko type kern Me

Aniversary Pr Santa Apni Biwi K Liye
Gulaab Ka Phul Le Kr Aya
Biwi:Muje Yeh Nhi Chahiye
Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do
Snta:Ye Lo Takiya Aur So ja

Dr-jb apko pata Tha CHiPKALi apke KAAN meGHUS rhi H to
ap CHUP Q the
Snta-pehle COCKROCH gya tha to muje lga ki wo use pakadne ja rhi he

Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?

Ans
Jis din rakhi
---*---
aur friendship day
---!!---
ek saath padega

3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop
Snta-shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...

Judge-Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua, Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai.
Santa- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu?

Heer kahe Raanjhe se
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum
Ragad - Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa

SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he
Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge
EkCal roz tum karo
baki sareMisCals hum karenge

Girl-
Ye ratein
Ye hawaein
Ye chandni
Ye ghataye
Ye nadiya
Ye kinare

Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he
ya mausam ki jankari de rahi Hai

Snta at petrol pump-1-/Rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman-Itna Petrol dalwa k kaha jaoge?
Santa-Kahi nhi, hum to aise hi paise udate he

Hum b dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banyenge

Ek cup shubah,Or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Larkion k lips per KISS krne ki wajah
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ye wo triqa hai jis se wo thori
dair k liye Aurat khamosh ho jati hai

IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011

Ghur kya rahey ho?
Ye un gaarion k number he
jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HE

1 pathan ka sir phat gya
Dr:khan sahb kya hua?
khan:me pathar se
keel thonk rha tha
hum ko 1 admi bola
khan KHOPDI istmal kro

Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

Apki kashish sarfarosh he
Apka nasha yu madhosh he
kya kahe tumse

Ae dost

Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata.
Wo ab tak behosh hai

Snta-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya
Putter-papaji is class
wich 1 sal aur lagega
Snta-koi gal nhi putter
tu 2 saal lga pr fail mat hona

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Mein Zyada Munaafa Ho?
Banta:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Main Bech.

Teacher:Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student:Jawani me mobile me"HASEENO"
ke numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..

Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga

1)Munna Bhai c++
2)kabhi CD kabhi floppy
3)Hamara Mouse apke paas he
4)Software Mil Gya

Dad: Exam Me Pas Ho Ya Fail Tume Bike Dunga
Son: Thank u
Dad:Pas Hua To BULLET collge Jane K Liye
Fail Hua To RAJDOOT Dudh Bechne Ke liye

Faraz ki shairi ki kamyabi k baad ab pesh H
faraz ki bhen farzana

Irshaad H
Kon kehta H mai pagal hu farzana
A for appel B for Banana

Ek Billi Ke SaaMne Ek Chooha Rakha Hai.
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi,
Pata Hai Kyun?
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Kyoki Wo nakali chuha tha

Snta ki BV ro rhi thi
kisi ne pucha Q ro rhi ho
Bv-muzse DETOL gir gya tha
To Uhone Meri ungli kaat k DETOL
me dubo Di Taki DETOL zaya na ho

Sochta Hu K
Ye Doulat
Ye Bangla
Ye Duniya Bhar Ke
Aisho-Aaram
Sab Chhod Ke Kahi
Chala Jau
Lekin
Fir Sochta Hun

Phle Ye Sab Mile To Sahi.

Wo Khush He
Hum Khush He
Kudrt Ka Hai Ye Khel
Lakh Koshish Ki Humne
Fir Bhi Huye Hr Saal Fail

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa-Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke
Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand
Cycle Ke Sath Nahi Jata

Plz is sms ko
itna phelao k meri
honewali BV tak pohnch jaye

Janu tum kaha rehti ho
Apna address or cell No. To bata do
Mera No.98xxxxxxx

Height of Ghurbat
Faqeer-2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba
Bacha-Jaldi se sawal batao
Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat he

Husband to Wife:Tum meri zindagi ho,or..
WIFE-or KYA? Tell me or Kya?
Wife shouted-Tell me or kya?
Husband-aur laanat hai aisi zindagi pe

Jab pyar mein haar Gye
humne socha khudkhushi kar le
Hum chale khudkhushi karne toh khayal aya
Q na 1 baar Fir try karle?

Raat ko Puha Muzse cHanD sitaro Ne
Tuze BhuLa DiYa Kya Tere Jigri Yaro Ne
Mene B Muskurate Howe Kh diYa
Lage Hone Kamine Ladkiya Patane Me

Ghar me practice krna
1-Aik angoor lo
2-Hath me pakro
3-Apne danto k bech me rkho
4=Ahista se sheeshe me dkho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUH ME ANGOOR

2 Aadmiyo ki BiVian Gum ho Gyi
1st-Tri BV kesi H
2nd-Fair color,Blue Eyes,Rosy Lips&Charming
or Teri kesi he
1st-meri chor Teri Dhundte H

Beta. Papa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay.
Papa:suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay.
Beta:koi bat nahi hum raat mein jayengay.

Tungreyan
Tortri
Hematorga
Faragwani
Tiein
Tohna
Ahyayu
Meno
Tangzwer

UFF

Mere SMS K Dewane Logo Ko Kuch B Bhejo

Padne Lag Jate He

Santa to doctor
muj ko 1 problem he
Doctor-kia
Snta-baat karte wakt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Doctor-Esa kab hota ha
Snta-phone karte wakt

Dipu Autose Ek Wheel Nikal raha tha.
Pappu-Tum Auto se Whl Q Nikal rahe ho
Dipu-Dikhai nai deta yha likha H-"Parking is OnlyFor
2Wheeler

Na Papa K Maar Se
Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se,
Na Chappalo K Bochar Se,
Aap Jaise Ashiq Sudhrenge
Sirf "RAKHI" k tyohar se

Snta Ko Nahate hue Mahbooba Yaad Agyi to Farmaya
Dil me H Tumhara Aks
or Hath me H Sabun LUX
Tmhara Khayal aata Rha or
LUX Jhaag Banata Rha

Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me
sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me
swera jab hua, to JUTE pad Gye
Wo"TeRe Nam" wle baal"GHAJNI"me badal Gye

Kya Dard Hue Bina Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja Saktay Hai
Doctor-Nhi
Pappu-Ager Main Nikal K Dikh Du To?
Doctor-Nikalo
Pappu-He He

Wife:Ap apne frnd ki Bivi k janze pe nhi gye?
Hus:Kis muh se jau?
Wo mjhe 3ri Bivi K janaze p bula rha he or mai use 1 dafa bi nhi bula ska

Jaam to Utha liya Faraz
Pr ye kab Batao Ge

Jaam to Utha liya Faraz Pr yeh kab Batao Ge
Bread Pr lgaoGe

Ya aeise he khaoGe

Sms Jb Jb Aata H
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H

Sa sa re

sa

ni ni

sa re

sa

sa

re sa

sa

re

dha ni pa

ni

sa

sa sa

re

re ma ga

ni

maga

sa

saa

reee

bas mere
INDIAN IDOL soja

Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??
Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He..

Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?
Boy-Han Hu
Girl-To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do
Boy-Mai Tumhara Aashiq Hu
VodaFone Walo Ka DAMAAD Nhi

Baap bete se-bete ye batao "Ae" se kya ata hai?
Beta-Ye "Ae" Ve se kuch nai ata sub Paise se ata hai

1 Angraiz INDIA aya Hindi sekhne
Kuch Din baad wo Vapas Gya
to logo ne kha k kya sikha

Angraiz
"BiJLI CHALI GYI"
"BiJLI AA GYI"

Apne Pyaar Ki Shuruat Ho Jayegi
Kbhi Didar Kbhi Baat Ho Jayegi
Sochta Hu Sabzi Ki Dukan Khol du
Ap Bazar Aaogi To Mulaqat Ho Jyegi

Laila Majnu Se Pyar Mai-

Mera Ladla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Pappu

Majnu-"Meri Mashooqa Ban,Maa Na Ban"

Santa-Bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India
14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta-Kyu
Santa-Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate

Is qadar hum ne Udhaar khaya he pappu
Is Kadar Hum Ne Udhar Khaya Hai Pappu

K

Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua karta hai

Pappu ka inteqal ho Gya
Uska dost us ki BV k pas aya Or bola-
Kya mai us ki jagah le skta hu
BV-Muze koi Etraz nhi
QABRASTAN walo SePuch Lo

Mohabbat ki Raho mai har pal Dard milega
Mohabbat ki Raho mai har pal Dard milega

Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo
Bahut Chalega

Techr-Is Dor Me Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota He
Pappu-Wakeel
Techr-Kaise
Pappu-Q K Itni Garmi Me Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai

Papu Ne Ek car Li Loan pe
Loan Nahi chuka pane se
BankWale car Utha Le Gye
Papu Rote Hue-Pehle Pata Hota to
shadi bhi Loan Le ke Karta

Ap jb apne room me akele bed p lete hue
cell pe baate kr rhe hoge to
mai apke kareeb aake apko pyar se kahuga

"BEWAKUF, WALK WEN U TALK"

Man 2 h0tel maneger:
Jaldi chaliye meri biwi khidkise kudkr jan derahi he.
Mngr:To isme me kya karu?
Man:Kamine!
Khidki nai khul rahi!

School me ek Bachha ChaKu liye ghum raha tha
Sir ne puchha ChaKu liye kyu ghum rahe ho ?
Bachha-Gareeb Hu Sir REVOLVER kaha se lau

SMS Nahi Karte Ho
Karte Ho Sirf Bahana
Ek Kaam Karo
Mobile Ko Rassi Ke Saath
Gale Me Latkana
Aur Ghum-Ghum Ke Logo Ko
Ringtone Sunana

Santa-Aaj tere mobile pr bohat phone,sms ur miss call aa rahe hai?
Banta-Fakhar k sath bola
"O G ajj me apni bivi ka mobile la ayaa hu

Breaking News-

Indian Top Actress
"Katrina Kaif" Died in New York

Abe Film NEWYORK Mai Yaar
Aise thori Marne Dunga Tmhari Bhabhi Ko

Pappu- Meri biwi mujhe Chhod kar chali gayi.
Dipu-tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga
Pappu-arre yaar...
sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko

Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu
Dipu- Kyun Kya Huwa
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai

Smart Man + Smart Nari=Afair Jari
Bevkuf Man + Smart Nari=Jeb Khali
Smart Man + Bewkuf Nari=Magaj Mari
Bewkuf Man+Bewkuf Nari=SHADI

Pappu Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kha Pathri Nikli H
Pappu-Lao Mujhe Do
Doc.-Tum Kya KaroGe
Pappu-Itni Mehngi Mili H BechuGa

Banta:Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho?
Santa-khud ko
Banta-Isme kya likha hai?
Santa-malum nahi
Banta- kyun?
Santa-Abhi mujhe mili nhi

Hathoda of the day
Hathi ke ghutne ko kya bolenge???
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GAJ KNEE...

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ScienceTeacher:-
"Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
h?"

Student:
"Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hai
sanam

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal Hai

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Santa ki amma mar gayi.2-4 aadmi bole-amma
hamei bi le jati apne saath.

Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,
amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi hai

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Teacher:Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he...
Student:Sir,Aap meri fikar mat kia karo
School shuru karwa dia karo..

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Santa-Kal raat chor mere ghar se
TV k siva sab samaan le gye

Police-TV kyo nhi legaye?

Santa-kyuki TV humara
tomy dekh rha tha isliye

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Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka
Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..
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Guess
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Socho
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Qki Dhishoom Dhishoom To
Pepsodent ka kam hai

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Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is
the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME

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Ap Aise Don ho jiske Paas
har Taale ki Chabi hai...

Bole to??

Don+key=donky.

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