Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5′6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

LARKI KA JAWAB
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6′2″ jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

=Bechara Mard=

Mard Agr Aurat Pr Hath Uthai To Zalim,

Agr Aurat Say Pit Jaye To Buzdil.

Aurat K Aagy Chalay To Firoun,

Peeche Chale To Joru ka ghulam.

Bachon ko dantay To Jabir,

Na Dantay To Laperwah

Ghar se bahir rahy to Awara, Agar ghar mai rahy to Nakaara,

Aurat Ko job Say Rokay To Daqianoos,

Na Rokay To Aurat Ki Kamai Khanay Wala,

Haye Mard Bechara Karey to kya…?

1 cheeni hospital men tha.

1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya.

Cheeni ne kaha, “CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
or
mar gaya.

Pathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai is liye wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.

In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,

“KUTTAY KAMINAY OXIGEN K PIPE PAR SE PAIR HATA”

Santa ki Maa ki Death ho gai

Ek saal bad Santa ka Baap America sa wapis aya

Usna poucha teri Maa kaha hai?

Santa-Wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi

Santa ka bap ronay lga or bola:
kuttay, kaminay to tu ne mujhay bataya q nhi?



Santa-Me na socha Surprise don ga...

Dost Santa Se:
Yaar Aaj Tumhary Mobile per Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hai...


Santa-Aaj Mai Apni Sister ka Mobile Le Aaya Hu

RAAZ bus me charha aur poocha Karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver: Full pant, ful kiraya. Half pent half kiraya.

RAAZ ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: No pent No kiraya

RAAZ-Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang mai dushman ki tange kaat di thi

Dost-Gardanien q nai kate?


RAAZ-: Wo pehly he kati hui thi

RAAZ-Yaar mobile naya lya hai?

FARAZ=Nahi mere cousin ka hy.

RAAZ-Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?
FARAZ-Cousin jab b milta tha kehta tha
"Yaar tu mera Phone uthata kyu nhi."

Ek Sardar Tha:
ha ha ha ha

Us ke 2 bachy they

Woh Rozana

Kaam per jata tha
Buhaat Mahanti tha
.
.
.
.
.
.
Had ho gai
Uper Hansa diya Tha na
Ab Bass Yaar.

Santa: PCO kidhar hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya:

Santa PCO mai gaya, Jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.

Aadmi: Jab Aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main q gaye?

Santa: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain gey. :

Santa ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Santa Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.




Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. :-)

Santa k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

S Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

S: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

S: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

S: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

S: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

S: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

S: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay